Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!