The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!