The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to see forever

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to breath at will.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!