The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to get in the van

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!