- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to become famous on vine

The power to have a power.

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

Pointless Super Powers