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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to live.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to think of food

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to sit

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!