- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The power to become a llama.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

the ability to post here

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

Pointless Super Powers