The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!