to make asians smart

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The power to kill yourself.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to not have superpowers

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!