The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!