- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to shit brix, No wait.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power to create bad superpowers

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to sharpen a pen

God tier Waste of Space

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers