The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!