The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to turn into an escalator

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to be shitty

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the ability to type slower.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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swear words -jesse

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the ability to see through air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!