The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!