The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!