to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!