The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to bread toast!

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!