The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to move something right next to you

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to control urine

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!