The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to be yourself.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to vote

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!