The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to shit bricks

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A healing punch

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!