the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!