The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to shed hair

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!