The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to die

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!