the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!