The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!