The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to exist

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Grass eating

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!