The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be dead

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!