The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to clean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!