the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to poke

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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wast your time on the computer

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!