The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to see the present.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!