The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power of exact change

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!