The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to not have power

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!