The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to die but once

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to shit in your eye

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to be buried at sea

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!