the power to taste your own spit

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!