The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!