The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!