The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to dance really well

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!