The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!