The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!