THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to hate nature

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!