The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to look into cheese.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the power to hate nature

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!