Black power

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The power spite flower

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have no powers!

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power die if you think.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to transform into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!