the power to bi ugly

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to murder rocks.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!