the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!