The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to be phone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!