The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to turn wine into water

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to see into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!