The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to see through bones.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Reverse Pooping

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Feeling people's depression.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!