The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to write about power.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to have no power.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!