The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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Being a Spice Girl

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!