the power to make elton john gay

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Aweonao

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!